Thursday, February 23, 2017

Week 6 Story: A Story of Montages

There once was a kid named Sun who lived up in the mountains. He was the biggest and strongest of all the kids up there. You know how it goes, everyone follows the biggest guy and he thinks he's totally invincible. Big fish in a little pond and all that. Sun lived it up like this until one day a man from the city was passing through and happened upon Sun and his posse. They all acted as tough as they could, trying to impress and intimidate the man, but he just laughed at them. Sun thought he was big and tough, but he had nothing on the guys from the city.

Sun's friend tried to tell him the guy was crazy; there's no way anybody could ever match up to Sun, but Sun was never the same after that. He'd always have a nagging feeling that he wasn't the best and that drove him crazy. Finally it got to the point where he couldn't take it anymore. He was going to go to the city and prove once and for all he was the best. The entire village came to see him off and wish him the best of luck and with that, Sun was off.

Cue travel montage
On the Road Again, Source

After travelling for several days, Sun found himself in the biggest city he'd ever seen. Immediately, he tried to start picking fights with everyone that passed him by. They all just gave him a look like he'd lost his mind and kept on their way. Sun thought this meant that all of them were afraid but soon he realized they just didn't care. He eventually got one person to stop. He told them why he was there and how he wanted to prove he was the strongest. They gave him an odd look and told him to go talk to the Old Man. The Old Man, known by all by only that name, ran a gym and was the most respected man in the entire city. Sun immediately set off to find this gym, overjoyed at the idea of testing his strength.

He arrived at the gym and was greeted by two of the largest people he'd ever seen. They easily had a foot and a half on him and fifty pounds a foot. Sun asked to see the Old Man and the two motioned inside. The Old Man already knew why Sun was there. Countless numbers had come to him to test their strength and to become the best. Sun tried to throw the first punch, but just the aura about the Old Man made him back down and fall to his knees. He begged to learn the Old Man's ways, saying he'd do absolutely anything. The Old Man agreed, however he warned that the training would push Sun to his absolute limits. The training consisted of three parts. First, the body must be trained, then the mind, then the spirit. After that one can achieve true strength.

Cue training montage
Rocky Theme Song, Source

Entirely too eager, Sun started right away. He trained night and day, hurling tires, lifting boulders, doing whatever task the Old Man set before him. Finally, after lifting a bookshelf above his head, the Old Man said his physical training was done.

Next came the mental training. Sun was tasked with reading every book in the entire gym. This didn't seem like an incredible task, until Sun saw the back room. There were boxes upon boxes of books, easily numbering in the thousands. Still undeterred and overly determined, Sun set to work.

It took nearly two months, but Sun finally completed the task. This brought the final training. It is both the simplest and most difficult. Sun would have to sit on the roof, unmoving, until he realized the answer to the question. That was all the Old Man said before he left. Bewildered, Sun went to the roof and sat, and sat, and sat. Rain, snow, sleet, he sat there without moving. He was on that roof for so long people thought there was just a new statue up there, but eventually he realized the question and the answer. He told the Old Man his revelation and the Old Man congratulated him; Sun had realized the meaning of true strength. With that, the Old Man had nothing left to teach Sun and sent him on his way and Sun went back to his mountain, forever changed.

Getting Zen now
Rocky during his training, Source

Author's Notes:
This is the story of Sun Wu Kung, the Monkey King from Chinese legend. He came from a mountain where he lived with his tribe of monkeys and sought the means for eternal life. He searched in a city but found nothing. He eventually found the monastery of a Saint master who taught the ways of Tao. Sun learned all he could from him and was eventually sent home.

The original story skipped over a lot of the training or treated it in a very mystical way. I thought it'd be entertaining to relate the training to the type of training we do in everyday life, while still showing the scale of the tasks. I also thought this type of training fit well with the Rocky motif. There's also the added fact that Sun Wu Kung was born from a boulder and is actually a stone ape, which would make him a pretty good Rocky.

Bibliography:
The Monkey King Sun Wu Kung from Chinese Fairy Book by Wilhelm , Link

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Reading Notes: Sun Wu Kung Part B

Throughout out this section the gods try to get Sun Wu Kung to follow their rules and conform, but they never actually get him to change. This could be changed to either a guy from the country comes to work at a big fancy business or someone that wins a prize and gets to go to a super fancy dinner or show and doesn't fit in with all of the high society people there.

I also like the idea of doing a training montage focusing on his training from the first reading. I haven't done that kind of story and it could be good to have some change.

Wu Kung fights a demon, source


Bibliography:
The Monkey King Sun Wu Kung from Chinese Fairy Book by Wilhelm , Link

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Reading Note: Sun Wu Kung Part A

Wu Kung is an interesting character. He acts like a child in many ways. He complains and throws a tantrum when he doesn't get his way. He uses force to make others do what he wants. All throughout these stories he just does whatever he wants without a care in the world. It'd be pretty easy to do a retelling of Wu Kung as a little kid and everyone is just humoring him.

There are also several training sequences or times where he goes on a journey. It might be fun to treat these like a training montage and turn it into a Rocky type story.

Wu Kung and the waterfall, source



Bibliography:
The Monkey King Sun Wu Kung from Chinese Fairy Book by Wilhelm , Link

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Portfolio Index

Jupiter: Playboy, Billionaire, Deity
Jupiter re-imagined as a modern day man, but still complete with all that old school Jupiter awfulness.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Storytelling: That No Good Sinbad

There's one particular inn in Balsora where all the captains like to gather and tell all the stories from the most recent voyages and tonight, with storms brewing that don't seem like they'll ever let up, has brought in an especially large crowd of sailors.

The first captain started, "You will not believe the luck we've been having this last month. It seems like the sea itself is trying to kill us! It's been one storm after the other and they just seem to be getting worse."

The next chimed in, "I know what you mean! It all seemed to start about a month ago too. Before then it was all smooth sailing."

"You know, I seem to remember picking up some odd traveler about a month. Somebad, Sinbush, Sungood, I can't remember his name," another captain added.

"Wait, are you talking about Sinbad? I've taken him on my ship too! He's the oddest man. He'll just drift off to sleep on a random island and get left behind but then he'll have the most insane stories when he finally turns up again," the first captain replied.

"Hey, at least your ship actually survived! When I took him on my ship we were hit by storms and I lost half my crew. Sinbad went overboard and maybe two months later he was back in town claiming to have narrowly avoided being eaten by cannibals, taught an entire kingdom how make saddles, was buried alive in a cave full of jewels, and finally escaped by following some kind of animal through the cave. I swear, this guy is the luckiest person alive but he curses everyone around him," remarked the second captain.

"Seriously? I don't buy it for a second! I bet he just floated around and got picked up by some boat!" another shouted.

"I don't know. He's just the luckiest idiot in the world. I took him on my boat ages ago and the idiot just had to get off and check every bit of land we went past. Well finally one day he goes on an island and decides it'll be a great idea to light a fire. We were only there for an hour; why would you light a fire? Anyways, he starts to light a fire, but it turns out it's a whale. The idiot gets flung off out of sight, but I say good riddance, you know? Well, about as soon as I say that he turns up at the port we're trying to pawn off all his crap at. He says he drifted for days, climbed a cliff, and became the guest of the king of the island," yet another captain added.

Sinbad and the whale, Source


"When are we just going to ban him from setting foot on anther ship?" one captain asked.

"Oh that won't do a thing!" said one bemused captain, "If you try to ban him, he'll just buy his own damn boat! And you know what happened? First voyage, he's says it got crushed by a giant rock dropped by an even bigger bird. Then, he says he was stuck on an island with an old man crushing his neck. You know what I say? He crashed his ship and got a stiff neck and now he's covering for it."

"Yeah, that's probably it," all seemed to agree.

"Let's just all agree, we are never, ever, going to let Sinbad on a boat ever again," the first captain said.

Author's Notes:
Throughout the story of Sinbad, something bad happens to everyone but Sinbad somehow makes it out okay. I thought it'd be interesting to look at it from the captains perspective, where Sinbad is actually this awful bad luck charm that you can just never get rid of.

Bibliography:
The Voyages of Sinbad, Source

Reading Notes: Sinbad Part B

I am going to do Sinbad is super unlucky for everyone else and a bunch of captains complaining about him.

Rocs, Source


Bibliography:
The Voyages of Sinbad, Source

Monday, February 13, 2017

Reading Notes: Sinbad Part A

Sinbad could actually be an incredibly dumb but lucky guy. Everything bad that happens is either him being dumb and messing everything up or just a result of him sucking the luck from everyone else. I could tell it as a bunch of captains complaining about this one guy that's the worst luck to have on a ship.

Sinbad, Source


Bibliography:
The Voyages of Sinbad, Source